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Friday, July 25, 2014

Season 2, Episode 6 - TONE


Funny scene earlier while assisting two Chinese customers who had difficulty understanding and speaking English:

Me: Ma'm, Sir, I'll be calling again the China customer service hotline because I received a busy tone earlier.

Chinese woman: (staring blankly) ???

Me: (gesturing) me...call China again...because got busy line...

Chinese man and woman: (looking at each other) ???

Me: You know, busy tone?...you know, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot?

Chinese man and woman: (smiling) ahhh, yes, yes, yes!

Dah! Kasabot lagi! Faet!

Silent Adventurer out!

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Season 2, Episode 5 - STUDENT


Tuesday evening, sa mall:

I was roaming around the new wing of Ayala looking for the Mossimo shop while waiting for Igat J for our dinner later that night.

Correction: I was roaming around 'lost' for forty minutes already. Forty minutes spent just looking for that shop.

I vaguely remembered that the shop was definitely on the lower ground floor of the new wing. Nasira kase yung pang office bag ko and MG recommended good black sturdy ones daw in Mossimo.

Now, if I could just find that damn shop! Ma-pride chicken kase, hindi nagtatanong sa concierge!

So there I was still searching when two fairly good looking Adonises, who seemed to be students, approached me. Napakagat-labi ako at kinabahan.

'Ooh, grasya sa langit! Hallelujah!' I smiled to myself, amused.

One of them, medyo matangkad, mga 5'7", medium-built, chinito, lumapit na saken. "Hi, good evening," sabi niya.

He had nice teeth.

Ngumiti siya, "I'm a student of the University of San Carlos Talamban Campus. I was just wondering..."

At that point, I was full expecting he was going to ask for my number. But he raised his palm in front of me, tapos, tinanong niya ako, "Will it be okay for you if you could give me a high-five?"

'A what? Ano raw?' I thought to myself. 'Gago 'tong mokong na 'to ha! Is this a prank?'

I don't know what came over me at that moment, but for the life of me, parang bumaba ng slight yung EQ points ko at bigla na lang ako nag high-five! Yep, I gave that dude a freakin' high-five!

And both of them just merrily went on with their way after that.

And I was left dumbstruck in silence at what just occurred. I was anticipating naman a follow up act or conversation or maybe a bevy of cameras expecting I was some part of a gag show or something. Well, exaggerated na siguro yung last bit.

So I just attributed it na lang to maybe it was just for a fraternity initiation rite or maybe it was just a social experiment or it was simply two guys pranking hapless angatch me.

Still, I was hoping he'd give me his number though. Awwwpp...

Anyhow, nakita ko na rin yung lecheng Mossimo shop na yun. Angatch episode 2 for that night: nasa itaas pa pala na floor! I had been looking for it on the wrong floor! Hay naku! Pak!

Silent Adventurer out!

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Season 2, Episode 4 - REINVENTION


"I believe that one defines oneself by reinvention...To be yourself. To cut yourself out of stone." - Henry Collins

Oha! Pang Miss U Q&A lang ang peg! I'm just trying to figure out the best way to fill everyone in on what's new with life.

Hindi ko nga alam kung may nagbabasa pa ba dito.  I hardly ever post here anymore so there's not usually much to read.  Pero mahalaga sa akin 'tong blog na ito. Nang sinimulan ko itong pagba-blog, it was just to share whatever general thoughts and experiences at kung anong ka ek-ekan ang dumarating sa life.

Huwaw naman! Has it really been that long since my last blog post?! Trust me, gusto ko man mag compose ng isang perfectly articulate blog kada araw but after a long, 9-12 hour work day, sometimes I just do not have the energy, desire, creativity, nor mental capacity to get back on the computer. Work has been busy and life has been crazy.

Pero heto na naman ako. May energy na naman magsulat at mag update. But this time, this will be version 2.0, Fifty Shades  Of Gemini - BRAVER, BOLDER, FIERCER! Pak! Yebaaah!!!

Silent Adventurer is back and out!