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Sunday, November 14, 2010

Season 1, Episode 21 - BANANA

Eksena sa SM City Cebu, 5:15PM.

“Saan ka galing?” ang bati sa akin ni T when I arrived.

“And a good afternoon to you, too,” ang ganti kong sagot, while we started walking. “What’s up with that? Nanay ba kita at kailangan kong sabihin kung saan ako galing?”

Ngumiti siya, “Nagtatanong lang sir.”

“Eto, kagagaling ko lang sa company sportsfest na inorganize namin ni Yammers,” I continued. “Kakapagod nga eh.”

“Princess Ai is on her way na daw in five minutes,” ang sabi ni T, habang nagte-text.

Tumawa na lang ako ng bigla at dehins na-gets ni T kung bakit. Ngumuso ako sa nakita ko at natameme na lang ang babae.

“Bibili ka nyan?” tanong ko sa kanya. “Diba ganun yung mga trip mong desserts – bananas na long and oh-so-yummy?”

Napakibit-balikat na lang si T.

“I’m sure favorite mo yung chocolate dipped banana,” I continued, with a slightly naughty tone.

She thought for a second before she answered, “Weeeell . . .”

“Ing-ana ka dako imo nakita?” I teasingly asked.

“Ulol!” T laughed, punching me lightly on the shoulder, “Dili sad uy. Slight lang. And besides, mas itom ako nakit-an.”

Ako na naman ang natameme ng bigla. “You mean itom lang ‘cause you had the lights off? Or . . . lagum lang jud iya?!” Napatawa na ako ng malakas.

T giggled and clarified, “Gago! It’s that movie ‘Amistad’, remember? Yung pina-watch sa atin sa high school? Yung mga Negro slaves na naked? Diba itom man to mga ilaha?”

T looked unbelieving and I retorted, “Sinong niloloko mo? Hindi ka pa nakakita ng live version na ganyan? ‘Amistad’ my ass!”

“Che!” ang huling halakhak na sagot ni T, while we continued walking.

Silent Adventurer out!

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Season 1, Episode 20 - RENDITIONS

Silent Adventurer Hitlist of the Moment:

1. Home - Nina (Renditions of the Soul)



2. Never Again - Nina (Renditions of the Soul)
3. Here I Am - Nina (Renditions of the Soul)
4. Is There Something - Nina (Renditions of the Soul)
5. Half Crazy - Nina (Renditions of the Soul)

Silent Adventurer out!

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Season 1, Episode 19 - NATIONALITY

(In continuation of Season 1, Episode 18 – PEOPLE)

Chinese – Since I essentially work in an organization with a Chinese name, then I also get to interact with a lot of Chinese. And they are generally a penny-pinching lot, even if they’ve got the wealth to prove it. May pagka-kuripot ang mga Intsik, pinipiga hanggang sa kahuli-hulihang sentimo pa. A lot of them pay particular attention to detail, they are strict, and ang dami nilang mga instructions to do something in a specific way. At dapat talaga in a SPECIFIC way. Personally, I don’t want to anger the Chinese. I don’t know, I’m guessing it’s their eyes and their sometimes stoic expression. Para kaseng tinutusukan ka ng karayom ng mga mata nila. Ewan ko ba, kapag nakatutok na sayo parang it always reminds me of Sadako kahit na Sadako is Japanese. But once makuha mo na ang mga kiliti nila, they can be one of the most endearing people you can work with. The most endearing one would perhaps be this client who uses a magnifying glass to read text messages from her cell phone. I swear, may dala-dalang magnifying glass talaga sa bag niya at nakakaaliw tignan kapag nagbabasa ng text!

Luxembourger – I had to look this up online on the politically correct term for this nationality. I know, parang Jollibee Burger Yum ang dating, but this is a person native to Luxembourg. The Luxembourger has distinguished himself to me as one who is cynical. Generally, civil naman ang style ng Luxembourger but when he doesn’t want a certain policy, he becomes SSS – sarcastic, sneering, and sniping. Ang counterattack ko na lang is to explain VERY BRIEFLY the standard procedure, let him yak away with all his mocking comments and, in the end, susunod at susunod pa rin yun sayo. Hayan tuloy, parang bipolar ang dating.

French – Haaay, the French. And here I thought the French were the romantic and affectionate bunch. Based on my interactions with them, in my opinion, they are the most complicated and, should I say, difficult people to deal with. They speak the most gibberish English I could think of among the foreigners I got to contend with. Kapag nagsasalita na sila ng Ingles, feel ko I’m hearing a babbling person at parang nasa Ms. Universe ang dating na I would need an interpreter para lang maka-intindi sa mga pinagsasalita nila. When I explain something to them, it has to be the most basic English kase, at some point, they might misinterpret it. And I need to repeat it over and over again with them and constantly confirm that they understood what I said. Kase if a problem arises, patay ka, they’re gonna take back all that was explained to them, jumble it up, and all French hell will break loose with matching kaway pa ng mga arms!

Spanish – I have little interactions with the Spanish. And from what I have experienced, they are an elegant and sociable group. They try to be as friendly as possible without being too close. They are generally a good looking bunch. Natatameme ako kapag nandiyan sila kase parang feel ko I’m with royalty at ako’y isang hamak na indio lamang na tagapagkintab ng mga sapatos nila.

Filipino – It’s fun to interact with the Pinoy kase samu’t-sari ang mga personalidad ng mga ito. They are commonly very hospitable and feeling close na parang kapamilya o kapuso o kapatid mo na. And, boy, do they love to talk and gossip! They are also very proud and would love to show off things they bought especially in the presence of other people. Pero, in general, parang fruit salad ang dating ng personality ng mga Pinoy na nakakasalamuha ko – iba’t-ibang ingredients pero masarap pa rin ang lasa. Samu’t-sari nga ang mga positive and negative traits ng mga Pinoy, pero dala na rin siguro ng pagka-Pinoy ko, it makes it easier for me to adjust to each personality.

Hindi lang mga varied races ang nakaka-interact ko everyday. Of course, there are other distinct categories tulad lang ng mga secretaries (feelingero na parang sila ang mga amo), messengers (mahilig mag-insert at walang pasensya), exotics (mahilig sa accessories, the silent type, at oo lang ng oo), cross-breeds (mahangin at kelangan ka talagang mag kiss ass para ma-satisfy), at ang mga weirder clients (let’s just put it this way: dapat ang account numbers at credit card numbers niya should end with an ‘8’).

It’s always a challenge managing the different types of personalities I get to interact with. Pero at the end of the day, the foundation of it all is, basically, to understand the qualities and traits of a particular person and to adjust effectively to his/her style. Kumbaga, diskarte ko na rin yan!

Silent Adventurer out!

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Season 1, Episode 18 - PEOPLE


I meet different types of people everyday. Let’s just say, it comes with the job. Daig ko pa ang United Nations sa ka-assorted ng mga nationalities na nakaka-interact ko. And with the day by day dealings, I’ve grown accustomed to their varied and sometimes quirky characters.

Here are just some of the diverse traits from these nationalities I’ve managed to observe. Paalala lang po sa mga nagbabasa na ang mga sumusunod ay pawang mga obserbasyon at sadyang pangkatuwaan lamang. Hindi ko po intensyong mag-generalize pero bato-bato sa langit, ang tama-an guilty! Let’s start off with the . . .

Japanese – Nakakaaliw pakinggan pag nagsasalita kase para silang rumaragasang tren na walang hinto sa pagsasalita. But when they try to speak English, you can feel how frustrated they become because they can’t seem to express properly their points. There are only two of them I’ve managed to interact but an incident with one of them stood out unusually. Sabihin na lang natin na when that person was faced with an overwhelming reaction filled with tension and stress, said person became withdrawn and introverted to the point of being aloof. It became uncomfortable at that point because said person was already speaking to self in Japanese, relentlessly repeating “No, no, no” at parang humahagulhol na. Weird lang.

Australian – They can be genial and cheerful when in their pre-drunken state. Pero mas kwela sila pag nakainom na, which strangely happens during mornings. Asus, they have the tendency daw to be loud and comical when drunk and would sometimes invite messengers to stop by for a bottle or two. I won’t be surprised when they call to inform us of a lost ATM or credit card dahil may hinala na kami kung ano ang nangyari the previous night.

Indian – Ay, isang maikling comment lang ang masasabi ko jan: spicy with a delicate whiff of fragrance na parang hinalong giniling na kape, sibuyas, bawang, and a dash of curry powder. Yun na!

British – I like working with the British. They’re probably my most favorite bunch and least complex when it comes to dealing with them. They’re extremely polite and formal, and I’ve been fond of the way they talk. Generally, wala akong naging problema sa mga British. Ang tanging observation ko lang is this one British client who has this inexplicable request for coffee every time (EVERY TIME) he visits the branch. Parang ginagawa na nya yatang Starbucks ang office.

American – The Americans that I got to deal with want things direct and straight to the point. Hindi nila gusto yung parang beating around the bush. Dapat walang kulay-kulay. Pero from what I’ve noticed, Americans love, love, loooove to brag. They like to talk about the oh-so-huge house (scratch that, mansion pala) they’re currently constructing, or maybe the oh-so-nice and oh-so-expensive places they’ve been to, or maybe the oh-so-high-tech new entertainment room they’ve built, or maybe the oh-so-financially-rewarding work they’re currently involved in. I’m guessing they are an oh-so-proud race pero sometimes, it reaches the point na it comes off oh-so-arrogant at para ka nang binabagyo na ala-Hurricane Katrina sa room.

(To be continued . . . )

Silent Adventurer out!

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Season 1, Episode 17 - MISS


Wala pang official information akong natatanggap pero I think it’s happening.

No formal one-on-one briefing has been done but I see it coming.

It’s peculiar how I’ve managed to get the news from various sources but none from an authoritative capacity. Puro lang mga haka-haka.

But an e-mail forwarded to me confirmed it. I’m moving to Ayala indefinitely.

One week to go na lang pala and it’s starting to sink in.

I’m gonna miss L-carnitine at ang munting sari-sari store nya sa pantry.

I’m gonna miss my morning servings of Cheese Rings and Rebisco Super Thin Flakes.

I’m gonna miss the second-floor view sa room ko.

I’m gonna miss Printer 4 and its recurring problems na hindi pa rin nalulutas.

I’m gonna miss BTC and Robinson’s Supermarket.

I’m gonna miss the never-ending food supply sa pantry.

I’m gonna miss my consistent first-floor-to-second-floor-and-vice-versa trips.

I’m gonna miss the back-office.

I’m gonna miss the back-office digital weighing scale.

I’m NOT gonna miss the Banilad traffic.

I'm gonna miss Avery and Deli.

I’m gonna miss Rocky Vega’s customary after-office hours stopovers sa office ko.

I’m gonna miss L at ang mga coño hirit nya.

I’m gonna miss G-String and our regular chitchats, lunch conversations, and Mcdo dinner dates.

I’m gonna miss my regular clients and their sometimes eccentric habits and routines.

Heck, I’m even gonna miss client Oreo Haagen-Dazs and his showering. Uhmm, on second thought, I’m not gonna miss that.

One more week. Crap! It’s really starting to sink in . . .


Silent Adventurer out!

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Monday, September 20, 2010

Season 1, Episode 15 - DREAMS


8:11AM, Branch.

I was sleepy when I arrived in the office that morning. Ang usual na gawi, I closed the door to my room and started to turn on my PC. While waiting for the tools to pull up, I went over the pending items I left from the other day when I noticed na may umaaligid-aligid sa may see-through glass to my room. Akala ko si Ate L-Girl and her usual routine every morning na naka-smile at may sabay sabing, “Good morning, seeeer. Kuhaon nako imo tubeeg.”

Pero I gazed through and noticed that it was a different person. Si L pala. And she was smiling. Kumatok na rin finally sabay pasok.

"Good morning L," I greeted. "What can I do for you?"

"Nothing," she replied in a sing-song voice. "I just want to tell you that I dreamt about you last night."

I laughed as I continued with my paperwork. Natameme naman ako jan ha, I thought.

"I really don’t know how to react to that," I said. "Siguro depende sa kung ano ginawa natin. . ."

"No!" she reacted laughing. "It’s not what you think!"

She continued in here usual coño tone, "Well, in my dream, I was looking at watches. And for some weird reason, you suddenly appeared out of nowhere and we ended up looking at watches."

I was quiet for a few seconds, not knowing how to respond, and then said, "Uhmm, maybe we were time-conscious about something?"

"I dunno," she said while starting to leave my room. "Wala lang. I just wanted to tell you about it ‘coz it was weird that you were there."

Weird talaga, sabi ko sa sarili. Phew! And here I thought we did something perverted!

So I got curious and looked up online the possible meaning of the dream. According to the Dream Moods Dictionary, ‘to see a watch in your dream suggests you need to be more carefree or spontaneous.’ Baka too structured yung buhay ni L. Ewan ko lang kung bakit nandun ako. Maybe we both needed to be impulsive? Ewan!

And the dream talk didn’t just end there. When I finally set up my tools, nagutom ako and went to the pantry to have my morning serving of Cheese Rings. Yes, ganyan ako ka un-healthy sa umaga!

Teppy and Mommy-To-Be were already there.

"Hey guys, I just had the weirdest dream last night." Teppy declared while I was rummaging through what I could find in the refrigerator.

"Ano ba yan?" I said, standing up. "What’s with today and dreams? L just shared hers a while ago."

Mommy-To-Be shushed me and replied, "No, you have to listen to this ‘coz it’s funny."

Teppy smiled deliciously and started, "In my dream, I was part of the Oblation Run and I was running around naked."

I shuddered at the thought. "Ew, you didn’t have to tell me that."

"No, hear me out," he continued. "So I was running around naked. The funny thing was I was wearing my company ID pero ang nasa face was my UP school ID picture."

"Okay, where are you going with this?" I asked, mischievously.

"Wait muna, let me finish," he giggled and went on, "So I did the Oblation Run and was already on my way back to the classroom to change when suddenly, may lalake na tumapik sa likuran ko at sabay sabing, ‘Good job, bai!’"

And the conversation suddenly turned out interesting. I became intrigued, "Tapooooos, who was it?"

Teppy leaned in closer and chuckled, "Si Mr. Little Brother!!!"

"O-M-G!" I gasped leaving me with my mouth open. "Now, THAT’S a weird dream!"

"Ka-igat nimo Teppy uy!" I carried on, while munching on my Cheese Rings. "Maybe there's some subconscious psycho-babble explanation to it."

So I looked it up na rin yung possible significance ng dream ni Teppy and found out it has something to do with ‘feeling vulnerable and exposed like there’s a fear of being found out.’ So may tinatagong sikreto? Hmmm. . . May sikreto sila ni Mr. Little Brother? Ewan!

But then, there’s also the interpretation na the dreamer can ‘expect a stroke of money luck or an improvement of circumstance.’ So baka nanalo ng lotto at sinisikreto lang nya? Hay naku!

Silent Adventurer out!

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Season 1, Episode 14 - SIMPLY


It’s been quite some time since I’ve had good lasagna. Well, I certainly had the most heavenly lasagna last Saturday.

Birthday ni bespren Ichu the day before at nag-decide ang C7 na magsalo-salo to celebrate her birthday as well as news of her pregnancy. My man Ish suggested that we have lunch in Simply J’s Café and probably watch a movie after.


Simply J’s Café is located in N. Escario St., just across Cebu Parklane Hotel. Hanapin mo lang yung white house na may home décor display store and the restaurant is at the back. Ang family ng husband ni Rah-Rah, na sister ni Ish, ang may-ari ng resto at shop. Gets?


Well, the restaurant itself is actually inside the home décor shop. Designed siya na parang Country Classics-slash-Premium Concepts yung vibe, like they want to project a feeling of coziness na parang nasa bahay ka lang kumakain. Rah-Rah gave me a full tour of the place and showed me na may function rooms din pala sila sa itaas which would be very ideal for business meetings and special occasions.

And while you’re waiting for your food to be served, you can also check on the many home decorations, furniture, and trinkets they have for sale.


You simply can’t miss the items they have for sale kase may price tags na nakasabit or stickers na nakadikit. Yung mga nakapaligid namin, for sale yan lahat. Pati dining table may sticker; I think Php30,000 yun.

Ito for sale.

Ito din for sale.

I think itong flower centerpiece, for sale din.

Ewan ko lang yung baso kung for sale din.

Itong birdcage na ‘to, sold na.

Para sa dalawang lovers na ‘to!

Habang naghintay sa orders namin, naglibot kami around the shop and look what we found?

Hindi si T but yung bear ang nakita namin.

With all the Christmas balls and decorations around, I think holiday yung theme ng shop nila ngayon.

At ‘eto na naman si T. Effort na effort sa pag-pose kahit na may background na construction sa kabilang kanto.

I forgot to take a picture of their menu pero affordable naman ang mga dishes nila.

And now, let’s move on to food. Ish and I ordered the lasagna.


Tignan mo nga naman yan. All I can say is, first dish I tried in this place at favorite ko na siya! It’s creamy, it’s yummy, and it’s meaty. It’s just sinfully delicious! It is definitely a must try!

Loi tried their pasta carbonara and she enjoyed it. Nakihati pa nga si T.

Ichu ordered their Chicken Stir Fry while Leen had a taste of their Chicken Teriyaki-something.

Nakikain na rin kami sa sobra na Lenggua ng sister ni Ish and, in fairness, masarap din siya.

Ako lang ang nag-order ng dessert and I had their fresh fruit panna cotta. Yummy!

Overall, love ko na ang cafe na ‘to. Simply J’s Café had me with their lasagna. Naka-help din sa dining experience ang homey atmosphere ng place, tapos quick din ang service nila. Not to be biased and all kase friend ko si Rah-Rah, I give the resto 5 out of 5 stars. Highly recommended! I can't wait sa next visit ko 'coz I'll be trying the baby back ribs!


Simply J's Cafe is open from Mondays to Saturdays from 10AM to 9PM.

In the meantime, kase hindi naming kayang umorder ng lahat nilang dishes, here are more pictures from their FB page.


Silent Adventurer out!

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Season 1, Episode 13 - NORTHWING

Kasama ko si Ish that night and we just finished purchasing the bubbles solution she was told to buy for her sister’s wedding. At that point, papuntang assembly spot na kami. While walking, I was preoccupied with calling T over the phone; Ish was also busy texting the others. The C7 was supposed to meet up in front of Watson’s sa may Northwing area sa SM City Cebu at around 5:30 before we set off sa birthday party venue ng unang inaanak ng barkada.

Pero late lahat. Very late, actually. And still no answer from T.

“Hindi pa rin sumasagot eh. Baka tulog pa as usual or maybe naliligo,” I said, a little irritated. “What about Leen and Loi? Ni-text na ba sila?”

“They’re on their way na daw,” reply ni Ish. “In the meantime, I’ll try to call T’s mom. Baka she knows where she is.”

I looked at my watch and it read 6:32PM. “Great, we’re late na jud! Nakakahiya naman kung late tayo, my man.”

Napatawa na lang si Ish, “At this hour, sabaw na lang sa monggos ato ma-abtan ani!”

I snickered back, “Or maybe ketchup na lang ang nahabilin!”

No sense sulking about the situation, nagtawanan na lang kami while making our way to Watson’s, when I noticed a woman (let's name her Lady Manager) by the stair railings talking to a guy (let’s call him Mr. South Boy).

“Di ba si Lady Manager na?” ngumuso ako sa isang direksyon. Lady Manager is a common close friend of ours who is a manager at a local call center.

Ish glanced at the girl at napataas na lang ang isang kilay niya. I also ended up looking at Lady Manager and then at the guy. Tumingin si Ish saken at ngumiti ng nakakaloko. Napatingin na rin siya kay Mr. South Boy tapos balik-tingin na naman saken. Apparently, uso ang tinginan ng gabing yun.

“Do you know the guy?” I asked surprised.

“No!” bulong niya saken. “She told me she was seeing someone daw. Pero she said they’re not an item. Told me it’s complicated.”

“You mean…both of them?” tanong ko ulit. “Ito naman si Lady Manager o! Mao diay ang FB status niya kay ‘I’m going to be okay.’ Hindi man lang nagsabi na nakapag-move on na pala si manang!”

“Hmm, it looks like they’re having an intimate conversation,“ Ish observed. “They don’t seem to notice us staring at them.”

“Like they have a world of their own,” I nodded. And then a naughty idea popped in mind, “Let’s take their pictures, paparazzi-style!”

Ish giggled in response, “Sige, sige!”

We ended up bringing out our phone-cams and started taking shots.

“Drats, masyadong pixilated at hindi klaro! Malayo kase,” sabi ko. Then I remembered and got excited, “I have with me my digital camera pala. Let’s use this!”

Flash!

“Punyeta! Ngano gigamitan man nimo ug flash?!” napatawang bulong ni Ish. “Makit-an nya ta! Hihihi!”

“Ay sorry, I forgot,” I realized. I’m never gonna be a paparazzo, I thought to myself.

Just then, Mr. South Boy suddenly shifted beside Lady Manager, na para gustong makipag hold hands.

Ish got excited, “Look, look! Makipag hold hands na o!”

I began taking the picture but my shot already caught Mr. South Boy in another position. A more kilig one actually.

Click!

Click!

I checked the photos and reacted, “Ayus ah! Ito ba ang ‘we’re not an item’? Eh, parang mag-dyowa na ‘tong dalawang ‘to! Minus lang kay nagdala jud ug plastic bag na may dako na Tupperware!”

Ish agreed na parang kinikilig, “Lady Manager has a lot of explaining to do!”

At that point, umalis na rin yung dalawa sa area. And shortly, dumating na rin sina Loi, Leen, at Chu after so many years. They caught us snickering about the incident.

“Why? What’s up?” tanong nila, nagtataka.

Napatawang tingin na lang kami ni Ish sa mga kaibigan namin, “We have news to tell about sa friend natin!”

Update: My sources tell me Mr. South Boy lives, well, in the south area. He’s a call center agent. And from what I’ve heard, marinero previous work niya and he’s a generally nice guy naman daw. Ok naman yun; as long as happy yung friend namin, happy na rin kami. Pero Lady Manager still has a lot to talk about pa rin!

Gusto niyo ng clue? His name rhymes with ‘happy’!

Silent Adventurer out!